Grow your own B.I.S. clock
You too can have a clock just like this one. We provide
you with the packet of seed and full planting
instructions. Watch it grow from Germinal Sprout Ben,
into Baby Ben, into Little Ben and then into a full
sized Big Ben. This educational item is great for
(Requires adult supervision, not suitable for
children under 36 months).
Yours for only 327 B.I.S. Credits!!!
The Bird Feeder Bridge
Made from unleavened stollen, this full sized replica
of London's famous Tower Bridge is a must have if you
want to attract wild birds to your garden. It will fit
well into any garden setting and the birds will keep
coming back for more!
And what a bargain at only 2208 B.I.S. Credits!
The B.I.S. Tower of Bogies
Pure quality, they're the only words we can find to
describe this tower made in the style of the Eiffel
Tower. In a remarkable tribute to the original the exact
same materials and techniques have been used to produce
this enormous french phallus. The noses of thousands of
Parisiennes have been harvested, and their bogies
have been worked by our skilled snot sculptors to bring
you this modern masterpiece.
A bit pricey, but worth it at 23066 B.I.S. Credits.