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The BIS Clock

Grow your own B.I.S. clock

You too can have a clock just like this one. We provide you with the packet of seed and full planting instructions. Watch it grow from Germinal Sprout Ben, into Baby Ben, into Little Ben and then into a full sized Big Ben. This educational item is great for school projects. (Requires adult supervision, not suitable for children under 36 months).

Yours for only 327 B.I.S. Credits!!!

The BIS Bridge

The Bird Feeder Bridge

Made from unleavened stollen, this full sized replica of London's famous Tower Bridge is a must have if you want to attract wild birds to your garden. It will fit well into any garden setting and the birds will keep coming back for more!

And what a bargain at only 2208 B.I.S. Credits!

The BIS Tower

The B.I.S. Tower of Bogies

Pure quality, they're the only words we can find to describe this tower made in the style of the Eiffel Tower. In a remarkable tribute to the original the exact same materials and techniques have been used to produce this enormous french phallus. The noses of thousands of Parisiennes have been harvested, and their bogies have been worked by our skilled snot sculptors to bring you this modern masterpiece.

A bit pricey, but worth it at 23066 B.I.S. Credits.


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