A satisfied customer shows off his B.I.S
The B.I.S. Go-Faster Stripe
This is no ordinary go-faster stripe that just makes
your car look cool!! (though it does that as well). This
stripe is scientifically proven to make you go faster!
In independent tests¹ the blue whale you see
here² achieved speeds of more than 300 m.p.h. when
fitted with the B.I.S. go-faster stripe.
Only 9 B.I.S. Credits per linear foot.
tests were conducted by dropping the whale from a
'plane at an altitude of 10,000 feet, tragically
the pilot mistook Berkshire for the Artic Ocean.
pictured before the test.