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The Time To Clean Up The Barracks Ball
Caption Competition Result


Up your end!
First place
Colonel Lawrence wins for a record breaking third time!!



The Best Of The Rest


well with eyes like mine I'm like in two places at the one time -- Corse

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...and no more comments about my square cleavage or else! -- Ez

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Do you like my dicky? -- Colonel Lawrence

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Time to "mark all bread" I think! -- codey

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Late Master Chef - RMS Titanic
Follow me, these loaves are so light we'll just float.
(Postscript - the fish had a fine night, if he'd had hooks it would have been a new Guiness Record for salt water fish) -- Colonel Lawrence

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Big Bunk was simultaneously attempting to go for the plate head balancing and loaf juggling records while Thuvia started the Barbeque. -- Ezlington

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The BIS Clean Up the Barracks Ball has delicacies from Italy, Germany and our own British Dish ciggles. -- an admirer

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Will you stop whistling that bloody Hovis song! -- L.

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she's thinking "I'll bet he missed the urinal again" -- Corse

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You can always tell by the size of a mans hat my dear Em. -- Colonel Lawrence

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"we shall eat them on the beaches, we shall eat them on the hotel grounds, we shall eat them in the fields and in the streets, we shall eat them in the hills; we shall never leave a bratwurst uneaten" -- Winnie

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I thought ready rubbed was a type of pastry. -- Corp. Konishiki

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The Time To Clean Up The Barracks Ball Caption Competition

I'll follow him anywhere - great chef, lovely smile and that little dicky! -- Col. L

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The "Dumb Waiter" had solved the problem of Soup and Doughnuts arriving at the table cold. -- Ez

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You really want me to place all the rest of the BIS Buffet on top of you? -- Col. L

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If you don't wipe that smile off your face it's the last time I'll help with the buns in your oven. -- Corp. Konishiki

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Well I think your bun in the oven joke is wearing a bit thin, that's something codey would say. -- Col. L.

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Did anyone do a bun in the oven joke yet? -- codey

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I may be a dumb waiter but I sure get the best deserts! -- Col. L.

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These BIS Balls are getting bigger every year and this is just enough for Ez. -- Col. L.

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I told you we should have bought a hostess trolley. -- Winnie

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Another Guiness record for codey:
wrestling 16 snakes while balancing 10 apple pies on his head.
But can he also eat six raw chickens and assorted buns.
A feat never before attempted. -- Col. L

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Catherine Janeway's career change was not as successful as Emma's -- Ezlington

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If three loaves and five fishes feed 5000 then we can feed a small town -- anon

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If you don't wipe that stupid grin off your face I'll tell the troops that there's not much difference between a Colonel and a private. -- Col. L

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This is the way in - it says Dumb Waiter. -- Manuel

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When you said I'd be your Soux Chef I thought I'd work under you - not carry your pies around. -- L

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When you said feeding the BIS troops was like feeding the five thousand I didn't think you meant it quite so literally!. -- L

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Woman: "Emma, get up off your hands and knees! You always fall for it when codey asks you to look for the submarine roll he dropped!" -- codey

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