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The Birthday Ball
Caption Competition Result


Are you sure blow the man down is a BIS birthday song?
First place
Colonel Lawrence is this month's winner!
He even provided an educational link with his entry.
Blow the man down




The Best Of The Rest


Learning To Dance
(In French accent)
Ay bet you didn't think your leg would stretch all the way back here? -- Colonel Lawrence

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"Ah zink Ah 'ave deescoovered where ze feeshy smell ees coming from!" --Dudley Moore's Ghost

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Codey squeezed Emma's arse and whispered coarse nothings in her ear. -- Guestie

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I washed behind my ears this morning! I don't know how that blackbird got in there? -- Colonel Lawrence

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Emma, what did you think I meant when I said I would give you a Goose for Easter? -- Ezlington

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Don't look down, you're Wonderbra just snapped. -- Colonel Lawrence

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"Oh, Master Bates! I couldn't!" -- Ascalon's Friend

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What do you mean 'shiver me timbers'? -- Colonel Lawrence

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Woman: Good Sir! Unhand me at once!!
Man: It's not my hand....... -- codey

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"Pardon me but do you have any Gray Poupon?" -- A A Milne

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I asked for a little peck, but not from your pet blackbird. Do you have any rabbits under there? -- Colonel Lawrence

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"Excuse me madam,I think someone should tell you that your skirt is tucked up inside your knickers!" -- Ciggles

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But Ciggles, I'm a better pervert than a coutourier! -- Shibari

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The Birthday Ball Caption Competition

Are you sure we wear our birthday suits for the BIS Birthday Party? -- Colonel Lawrence

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Emma to Codey: <glare> -- redbaron7

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"Shore leave! Shore leave! We've got shore leave!" -- On The Town

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No Codey I won't go on Ilkley Moor Bah'tat. Nor Bar anything else! -- Colonel Lawrence

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"I'm a little teapot, small and stout. Here's my handle, here's my 'spout'!" sang Codey to MrsEPeel, in an unusual moment of innuendo. --Guestie, KCTMF

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I hope that's your hand!? -- Colonel Lawrence

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"So! You are not the woman you claim to be!" -- Ascalon

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You have what in your pocket?
It's the new BIS Knife - even got an attachment to get the plums out of Mizzies pies. -- Colonel Lawrence

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How long will it take for these contacts to feel comfortable? -- Colonel Lawrence

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If I blow in your ear like this, I bet it will make your eyes swivel. -- Ascalon

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...and thats what I'll do if I ever get my hands on that *%!&&# GrowlTiger -- Ezlington

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You say the elastic has gone! --Colonel Lawrence

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Oh, so it's THAT sort of British Invsion you had in mind! -- Shibari

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I have dandruff! -- Colnel Lawrence

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Don't look now, but codey is actually being nice to Emma!! --Emma's secret doopel

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