The Holiday Ball
Caption Competition Result
I bet phluph wins!
Ez negotiates a win too!
The Best Of The Rest
Here's the plan. You get the 70's throwback with the false mustache and
I'll get the twit with the camera.
so you called my mum an old battle axe did you !
-- mandy k
"It was a lot better in the old days when we didn't have wimpy
"Grandpa, why isn't that man wearing any pants or underwear?"
well corse's Highland Games are a lot livelier,"where's
"Hold on, let me get this picture before you guys fight to the
"Give me my giant frisbee back, you dirty little thief!!"
Are you sure you want to fight it out over the last Vol au vent?
You take the one in the short pants and I'll take the one with the camera.
The boy in the tee-shirt didn't notice when the Vikings took away the
I'm not fat! I just happen to have a lot of Northern Irish banknotes in
my moneybelt at the moment!
I knew I shouldn't have asked the mother-in-law to pack my kit.
When I said "Accessorise" I meant a helmet and shield, not a handbag!
"I see the new guy fell for the 'we all wear pink tunics and cats on
our heads' gag!"
1066? 1066? ... I'll give you 1066!
The latest reality show, "I'm a celebrity, where's my longboat"
never really attracted the expected audiences.
No! It's your leg that gets cut off so we can enter the Three legged race!
"Desert boots are so last year."
"Yeh, right, like cowboy boots are any better."
<helmet>"crossing your legs is no cure for your
"I know this is supposed to be a dual to the death, but aren't you
only supposed to take ten paces back when you have pistols?"
Pretend you're enjoying it, the BI troopers are watching
hair: Denmark is "Country of the Day today!"
helmet: No it's Norways turn!
"I told you that Henley-upon-Thames wouldn't be much good for
raping and pillaging!"
Take the free kick quickly, before that short wing half gets into position!
<Helmet> Hi Codey, Still handling your chopper a lot I see!
"Thanks, I had the choice of dark brown, like this, or camel, like
"You mean light brown?"
"Yes, sorry. I'm in marketing you see."