The Highland Games Ball
Caption Competition Result
Ezlington spins a yarn to win!
The Best Of The Rest
Global Warming, Where's my lake gone?
I'll kill Charlie Dimmock if she ever asks me to appear in one of her
water features again.
Och that Emma has lasooed me!
Let me go or my cousin Godzilla will stomp all over the A82, from
Inverness to Fort Augustus.
-- Dennis Graf
Och! Who gae ma widgy?
"walking the dog" (you know the song)
Nessies Texan cousin had a natty line in bootlace ties!
Why Codey wears SCUBA gear when walking Nessie.
"Are you sure you've thought this 'trojan Nessie' idea through
"I'm standing here on the mud flats of Lomond Wets where scientists
have discovered what appears to be footprints of the elusive Human. The
main print is of a size 15 Tyke Clog accompanied by a larger Female print
of indeterminable origin. Scientists are now setting up Webby Cams in the
hope of at last seeing these elusive lifeforms." This has been
Doonald "Longneck" McFlappy reporting for NessieVision.
It's nae muckle fun being a Mcplieciosaur when ya gorra stiff neck!
Och, I dinnae feel very weeee-eeel!
I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'thaabitc'.
Two heads and a body in the cupboard.
How did you guess!!
If the Highland games don't take place I'll go swimming with a brick tied
to my neck!!
"Nessie!! You know you're not allowed to eat tourists!! I don't care
if she's 'only a little one'!! Spit her out!"
I hate when my floss slips around my neck!
If you can not visit me in person try to visit Hayward Wis. USA and see
my cousin Giant Walleye, and make sure you stop at the Happy Hooker
Bait & Tackle shop on Highway 77.
-- Dennis Graf
Hmmmm, I spy Virgin Highlanders approaching.
Chelsea's new goalkeeper kept a clean sheet all season.