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The Highland Games Ball
Caption Competition Result


The scarf that Valentimes said she would knit frae the winter has an awfy long way tae go yet!
First place
Ezlington spins a yarn to win!



The Best Of The Rest


Global Warming, Where's my lake gone? -- phluph

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I'll kill Charlie Dimmock if she ever asks me to appear in one of her water features again. -- cavebat

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Och that Emma has lasooed me! -- Ezlington

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Let me go or my cousin Godzilla will stomp all over the A82, from Inverness to Fort Augustus. -- Dennis Graf

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Och! Who gae ma widgy? -- phluph

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"walking the dog" (you know the song) -- cr

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Nessies Texan cousin had a natty line in bootlace ties! -- Shibari

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Why Codey wears SCUBA gear when walking Nessie. -- silverwing

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"Are you sure you've thought this 'trojan Nessie' idea through properly?" -- codey

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The Highland Games Ball Caption Competition

"I'm standing here on the mud flats of Lomond Wets where scientists have discovered what appears to be footprints of the elusive Human. The main print is of a size 15 Tyke Clog accompanied by a larger Female print of indeterminable origin. Scientists are now setting up Webby Cams in the hope of at last seeing these elusive lifeforms." This has been Doonald "Longneck" McFlappy reporting for NessieVision. -- phluph

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It's nae muckle fun being a Mcplieciosaur when ya gorra stiff neck! -- Ez

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Och, I dinnae feel very weeee-eeel! -- Valentimes

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I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'thaabitc'.
Two heads and a body in the cupboard.
How did you guess!! -- L.

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If the Highland games don't take place I'll go swimming with a brick tied to my neck!! -- Ez

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"Nessie!! You know you're not allowed to eat tourists!! I don't care if she's 'only a little one'!! Spit her out!" -- codey

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I hate when my floss slips around my neck! -- phluph

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If you can not visit me in person try to visit Hayward Wis. USA and see my cousin Giant Walleye, and make sure you stop at the Happy Hooker Bait & Tackle shop on Highway 77.
http://www.hayward-wi.com/postcard/card4.html
http://haywardlakes.com/happyhooker/index.html -- Dennis Graf

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Hmmmm, I spy Virgin Highlanders approaching. -- phluph

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Chelsea's new goalkeeper kept a clean sheet all season. -- codey

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