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The Pancake Ball
Caption Competition Result


And next, my Grandad will jump out of the cupboard and through this hoop.
First place
TangerineKeith wins teaching his old Grandad new tricks!


Doctor, here is my last farthing, please take Mrs "I couldn't cook a pancake if my life depended on it" Grimshanks away.
First place
phluph wins by spending his last farthing!



The Best Of The Rest


May I have my next pancake without the eye of newt and blood of bat: if it's no trouble? -- L.

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Flocinnaucinnihilipilification - British for Kinky Sex -- silverwing

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And Em says codey's is just this size. -- Now that should be a winner ;)
(codey: Yeah, right. I know who really sent this caption, LARRY!)

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Big Bunk and Demonise looked on as Wham tried to subtley remove Emma's Red Pinny. -- phluph

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Alas poor Yorick, if only he hadn't leant over the batter mixer. -- Col. Lawrence

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That looks a tasty topping on your Pancake Col.L -- Ez

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A Horse, a Horse, My Kingdom for a Horse. -- DennisGraf

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This billiard cue is really slippery. -- Larry

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"That ol' GrowlTiger is just an absolute doozy ! No ??" -- BigBunk

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I've put my left leg in, now what? -- L.

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No, I'm not hiding the last of the pancakes under my dress, George! -- ricebowlsoupe

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I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'thaabitc'.
Two heads and a body in the cupboard.
How did you guess!! -- L.

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What have you got under that dress, Bush? -- Ez

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With your new technique, you are surely the finest arse pincher in the whole of Arabia, Colonel Lawrence! -- codey

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I know you have pancakes under there - come on now lift them up! -- L.

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Look! There on the table, he ate the last pancake. -- phluph

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The Pancake Ball Caption Competition

No I'm not sitting on Grandpa, I really am 8 feet tall. -- L.

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You do so well with only one leg Sir Jasper, but I do think you should let me toss the pancakes. -- Corp. Konishiki

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Codey: I wouldn't lie, the pancake was only this size!
(Em get's her revenge for codey's practical jokes throughout the year) -- Col. L.

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And if I pull this string here, Doris, the world's first housekeeper robot, opens and closes her mouth! -- codey

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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy... -- DennisG

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Shine the torch on my hand - with your left eye it's an exact likeness of Saddam Hussein and with the right eye George Bush. -- Larry

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Get them out for the Mardi Gras Emma -- Shibari

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The Man. Utd football team do panto.
Posh has put on a few pounds and David is still bandy. -- Col. L.

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And if we add a pinch of lard, the pancakes will turn out just right! -- Silverwing

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If Shrew was the past tense of Shrove I could write a funny caption for this picture. -- Will S.

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Right a bit, straighten the arm and ... -- Ez

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Bend over my dear, you know what the punishment is for lumpy batter! -- Col. Lawrence

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Well Jamie Butterfingers, what are you going to cook for us this week? -- phluph

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And the thing sticking in the ceiling is one of Sadam's harpoons of mass destruction! -- Ez

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The whole of the BIS managed to sneak into the surprise Birthday Party for codey hidden under Em's party frock. Only Ez wasn't allowed under: she said his hair tickled and he'd have to have it cut first. -- Col. L.

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Unkle Lee, come out from under that skirt, Its not a bridge you know! -- Billy G. Gruff

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"Does my arse look enormous in this?" -- not codey, honest.

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